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my friend is the 3rd wheel when its me and my computer

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kalories:

when i have kids 

imma fuck with them 

even when nothing happened imma act like they in trouble 

ask them shit like 

“why the teacher called me today?”

“what kid were you harassing? don’t lie!”

then imma watch that nigga fess up and crumble

stupid mothafucka

(Source: niggaimdeadass, via pizza)

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